Just because I don't have curtains in my front room, doesn't give you an invitation into looking into my home.
Everyone that walks past, I swear they are looking for some car crash or some gossip to share with friends. Some of the walkers past even come back for a second look in hope. Just damn RUDE.
"Oooh, guess what I saw in a house round the corner? I saw a full on orgy with 3 midgets, a pre-op transvestite and a labrador. Oh and a well endowed black girl. I can't believe the scandal in this street"
Far from it. Me and my partner are just watching TV. Nothing to see here, move along.
Next time i'm going to go outside, wave at them vigorously and say "Hi, how are you?" and ask to borrow their jump leads so I can attach them to one of the midgets nipples for my erotic enjoyment.
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4 comments:
hahaha, so funny but true!
I've got the same problem. I also hate it when they start talking about you and judging you as if they even know you. Some of them even talk about how they've seen me at some place what stalkers I absolutely can't stand it I think they need some ginormous plasma to watch because seriously they watch everything that goes on in my house it's as if they're watching a soap opera lol. What's even worse is when we close the blinds they complain like howling cats and dogs outside horrible couldn't even sleep Friday night my ears were bleeding inside lol. Just wish I had soundproof windows. Also another thing there is so many things to do inside the house besides sitting outside and watch what the other people are doing like watching tv, reading, listening to music the whole list drags on argghh they drive me insane. So what I usually do is look to see if they are watching and you know what is also bad about that is they start talking about how I stare at them they need a life. They also can't stop being so nosey about what we're doing if we're working or studying they are so irritating. That's my whole story about the neighbours across the street lol.
Hahaha, thats hilarious! I'm glad you managed to get that off your chest!
Yea, my problem isn't that bad...! Its just people who are walking past with kids or dogs. The people who live in my street don't look in, its just out-of-streeters lol
best post ever!
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