I mean, I like to read certain peoples FB status's but I do think sometimes "Do you know you sound like a pencil right now and everytime you write something in this status box?"
These are the classic examples that, as Peter Griffin would say, "GET MY GOAT"
- People who have no idea "what to eat for dinner". How can you survive life having to make such difficult decisions
- People who's status "is watching TV", "is going to bed", "is going to eat". Thank Jesus you announced that to us all. Now I won't be awake all night
- Boring flooded status. "Goinggggggggggggggg Skiinggggggggg. Can't waittttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!". So unnecessary
- People who love their partner "sooooooo much" or "can't wait to see my man" BLEARGH
- People who have rocky relations "He can be such an idiot sometimes", "Why did he do that?", "Why does he want to hurt me?". FUCKING ASK HIM!!!
- I have trouble containing myself when people do not write their statuses' in third person
- "Looking forward to the weekend". Everyone is looking forward to the weekend, it's assumed knowledge !
- Illiterate fools who can't even string a sentence together i.e "I fink I am guna 2 c my frend ova dere" What the hell does that say?!
- And the worse one... so and so "is bored" Don't bore us with your BORING STATUS!
I'm not religious but I do ask the lord to "Give Me Strength" when I read this shit...
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